He lays down on the sofa and asks his wife: "Bring me a beer honey, before it starts". His wife brings him the beer. He drinks it and ask again, she brings another one. He asks her for the third time and she goes off: "Can't you bring it by yourself you lazy ass? You are such an idiot, why did I marry you, you piece of...". The guy sighs and says: "And so it begins".
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