A fellow was suffering from constipation, so his doctor perscribed
suppositories
A week later he was back at the doctor's complaining his constipation
had gotten worse, not better.
The doctor asked "Have you been taking the suppositories regularly?"
"What do you think I've been doing," said the fellow, "Shoving them up
my ass?"
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