A man is driving down the road and sees a farmer on the side selling chickens. He stops and approaches the farmer.
"Sir, how much for your chickens?" He asks.
The farmer replies, "$20."
"What?! I'm not paying $20 for no fucking chicken!" The man explained.
"Nah. Regular chickens are $20, fucking chickens are $25."
^(A joke an old coworker of mine said to had made up. Maybe one day his dream that someone will unknowingly retell his joke to him will come true.)
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