3 Guys walk into bar swarming with flies.
The first is a social drinker, drinks pretty rarely and doesn't get drunk.
The second is a regular drinker, however still manages a good life.
The third is an alcoholic...
While the three men are drinking their beers, a swarm of flies comes near and each man ends up with a fly in their drink.
The Social drinker asks the bartender for a new drink.
The regular drinker flicks the fly out and finishes his beer.
The alcoholic picks up the fly, looks it straight in it's eyes, and yells, "SPIT IT OUT BASTARD!"
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