It was Saturday night and Superman wanted to party. He phoned Batman but he said Robin was sick and he had to stay home and take care of him.
Superman decided to fly over to Wonder Woman's house and see what was going on over there. He landed on her balcony, looked in the bedroom window and saw her lying on her back on the bed. She was naked and had her legs apart. "Hey," he thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I can fly in there, have sex with her and be gone before she knows it." He does it, but something startles Wonder Woman and she says, "Did you hear something?"
"No," says the Invisible Man, "but my ass is killing me."
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