The parents and the doctor have a meeting to discuss the kid's future. To the doctor's surprise, the father's first question isn't about his son's ears.
Father: "How's his eyesight?"
Doctor: "It seems fine, but why do you ask?"
Father: "That's a HUGE relief, because if he had to wear glasses he'd be REALLY fucked"
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