He opens the door and sees a snail on his porch. "What the fuck is this snail doing" he thinks as he picks itl up and throws it as far as he can.
3 years later the man is at home watching TV when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees the snail back on his porch. The snail lifts his head to look at the man and says:
"What the hell was that about bro?"
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