For the past couple months he's been falling in love and fucking his favorite goat from the herd. One day he decides to finally bring the goat into his home.
He shows the goat around the house for awhile and decides to show the bedroom where his wife is resting. The man drags the goat up the steps and opens the door.
He yells, "This is the pig I've been fucking!"
His wife replies, "What are you talking about Eugene? That's a goat."
"I was talking to the goat."
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