I see your clean joke with this..

Little kid lives on a farm with his mom and dad. The kid gets bored and goes out to play with the animals. He

goes to the hen house and starts kicking at the chickens but that was boring, he then goes to the pig pen and

starts kicking the pigs, His mom looks out the window and see's him and says to herself I've got to stop this. By

the time she gets there he's in the barn kicking the cows. She grabs him by the ear and says you can't kick poor

defenseless animals. So for kicking the chickens no eggs for two weeks. For kicking the pigs no bacon for two

weeks, and for kicking the cows no milk for two weeks.Kid's pissed and says OK fine. About an hour later Dad

was walking down the stairs and kicks the cat, the little kid looks at his mom and says do you want to tell him

or should I.