when he gets a flat tire. He spies a farmhouse in the distance and begins walking across the field to ask for help. As he nears the door he notices a cute little pig with three legs rooting around a small garden. The salesman knocks on the door and is greeted by the farmer who agrees to help the man with his tire. On the way to the car the salesman asks, "hey, what's the deal with that three legged pig." "You mean Horace?" the farmer replies. "Don't you make fun of that pig! Last year I was out plowing the south 40 and my tractor hit a soft patch 'o dirt. Whole thing rolled over and I was trapped underneath. Horace ran over, dug under me with his little nose and hooves and pulled me out. Hell he saved my life." "And that's..." started the man but the farmer interrupted, "whoa, whoa, that ain't all. Not three weeks ago the farmhouse caught fire in the night, Horace breaks out of his pen, runs to the bedroom window and begins tapping furiously with his snout. Wakes me and the missus...saves my life again!" "That's amazing sir," says the salesman, "but that still doesn't explain the leg." "You kidding me," said the farmer. "Great pig like that, you don't eat all at once."
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