And i tried and tried to get it out, but i just couldn't. The pain was so intense that i decided my only option was to go to the hospital and get it removed.
So i get to the hospital and wait for a few hours before finally getting sent to a room with a doctor in It. He said to me "what seems to be the problem?"
I say "I have this splinter in my finger, and i need you to get it out for me". To which the doctor replies
"You came all the way to the hospital for a silly splinter?"
I replied " I also didnt come to the hospital to have another prick start causing me grief"
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