one day a guy named pussy walked in the house and said hi to his wife dick head. he asked dick head if she wanted to get it going on but she said no because she had to go to an apointment.
When she got there the doctor asked dick head if she had balls to go with her dick she said yes!!!
So then the guy had an apointment and the doctor asked if he had boobs to go with his pussy. and he said yes.
So later that night Pussy and dick head had sex and dick head asked pussy what happened to your boobs and he said I was having sex with a bartender and a dog came and ripped off my boobs!!!
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