A man goes to a costume party wearing nothing, but has his dick buried in a pear...

Horrified, the host asks, "What are you supposed to be?" To which the man replies, "I'm deep-in-dis-pear." The host chuckles and lets him.

A few minutes later there is a knock on the door, and the host finds a man with his dick in bowl of vanilla custard. "What are you supposed to be?" the host asks cautiously. "I'm fucking-dis-custard." The host chuckles and lets him in.

A few minutes later there is another knock on the door, and the host is delighted to find a guy with his dick in a bowl of cherries. "And what are you supposed to be?" he asks with a smile.

The man replies, "Oh, is this a costume party?"

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