A black child and a white child at a gas station.

The black child immediately steals three chocolate bars and puts them in his pants.

He says to the white, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see a thing." The white child says to the black child, "That's typical of you black people. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."

He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a chocolate bar and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and tells him to go get one. The white child swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then the white child swallows that one and asks for a third chocolate bar and eats that, too.

The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "So what did you do with the chocolate?"


The white child replies, "Look in the black childs ass, although it might be hard to find it in there."