The Top 13 Signs Bill Gates is Having a Mid-life Crisis


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[ Copyright 1999 by Chris White ]


13> Gives his age as "39, version 5."


12> Hires someone to purchase a sports car and pursue young bimbos.


11> Spends $6 on a new hairstyle.


10> "No, honey. I didn't say I bought *a* Porsche..."


9> Replaced the animated paper clip Office Assistant with a Hooters waitress.


8> Grows beard and tints it gray to simulate the "look and feel" of Steven Jobs.


7> Keeps buying younger and younger companies.


6> Supermodel eggs? Pffft. Bill's got him a six-pack of supermodels.


5> "The first rule of Microsoft Club is: Everyone Kisses My Ass In Microsoft Club!"


4> Same as everybody else: Decides to run for President.


3> Ignores his wife to spend time writing inappropriate code for a 16-year-old Apple Lisa.


2> Changed the name of his company to EnormousHard.


1> Joined the Personality Club for Men.

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