A man goes fishing and spots 2 priests, who where also fishing.
He says hello, and they greet him back. He casts his line en starts waiting.
After a while the first priest gets a bite, but he struggles to rail in the fish. He looks up and yells: "Dear god I believe". The priest gets up and walks over water to his float and picks a massive fish out of the water and walks back, pleased with his big catch. The man can't believe his eyes, but figures he might as well keep on fishing to see what happens. A while later the second priest gets a bite, he struggles even more than the first priest. The second priest also looks up and yells:"Dear god I believe". The second priest walks to his float and picks up an even bigger fish, and walks back to his original place. The man was astonished and can't keep his eyes of the two men, when al of a sudden he has a bite. In all his years of fishing he never had such a heavy fish on his hook. He can barley hold the fishing rod. He sees only one sullotion, he looks up and yells at the top of his lungs :"Dear God I believe". He steps on the water and plunges through the water surface. The priests saw this all go down and the first want shrugged and said: "he defensively believes but I think he doesn't know where the poles are".
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