Your Mama is Like A(n)..

Your Mama is Like A(n)...
...Hardware store, 5 cents a screw.
...Ice Cream Cone, everyone gets a lick.
...Tube of Pringles, once you pop, you can't stop.
...vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the
closet.
...Shotgun, two cocks and she's loaded.
...Railroad Track, she gets laid all over the country.
...Door Knob, evryone gets a turn.
...Christmas Tree, everyone hangs balls on her.
...Lettuce, 25 cents a head.
...Tricycle, she's easy to ride.
...McDonalds, over 5 million served world wide.
...Carpender's dream, flat as a board and east to nail.
...Fan, she's always blowing someone.
...5 Foot Basketball hoop, it ain't that hard to score.
...Turtle, once she's on her back she's fucked.
...Birthday Cake, everyone gets a piece.
...Squirrel, she's always got some nuts in he mouth.
...Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, there's no wrong way to eat her.
...Bag of Potato Chips, " Free-To-Lay "
...the Sun, look at her to long and you'll go blind.
...Bowling Ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the
gutter, and she still comes back for more.