Why fishing is better than sex....


You don't have to hide your fishing magazines.


It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to fish with


you once in


a while.


Your fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you


fished with long


ago.


It's perfectly respectable to fish with a total stranger.


When you see a really good fisher person, you don't have to


feel guilty


about imagining the two of you fishing in boat


together.


If your regular fishing partner isn't available, he/she


won't object if


you fish with someone else.


Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you fish


by yourself.


You can have a fishing calendar on your wall at the office,


tell fishing


jokes, and invite co-workers to fish with you


without getting sued for


harassment.


There are no fishing-transmitted diseases.


If you want to watch fishing on television, you don't have


to subscribe


to the Playboy channel.


Nobody expects you to fish with the same partner for the


rest of your life.


Your fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just


fished last week!


Is fishing all you ever think about?

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