A deaf and dumb lady walks into a fish market

After waiting in line, she gets to the counter and points to the fish in the display cooler.

The fish guy says "Mahi mahi, good choice, how many pounds?"

She shakes her head and points again, and he says, "catfish! Great choice, very fresh today, how many pounds?"

She shakes her head and points again...this goes one several more times, and finally she and the fish guy are getting frustrated, when she gets an idea! She sticks her hand down the front of her pants, whips out her fingers and jambs them in the fish guys face. He screams out "HOLY MACKEREL!"

she nods her head and holds up three fingers....

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.