Many years ago, a fisherman and his wife had twin sons, but they didn'tknow what to name them. The husband said, Let's just wait. If we waitlong enough, the names will simply occur to us. After several weeks,they noticed something peculiar about the children. When left alone, oneboy would face the sea, and the other would face inland.Let's call the boys Toward and Away, suggested the fisherman, and his wifeagreed.Years passed, and one day the fisherman told his adult sons, It's timethat you learned how to make a living from the sea. The fisherman andhis sons provisioned their ship and set sail for a three-month voyage. Atthe voyage's end, the fisherman returned alone.What happened? his wife cried.We were barely one day out to sea, the fisherman explained solemnly,when Toward hooked a great fish. Toward fought long and hard, but the fishwas great and strong. For whole week they wrestled upon the waves, yeteventually the great fish started to win the battle, and Toward was pulledover the side. He was swallowed whole, and we never saw either of themagain.Oh dear! the wife cried. What a huge fish that must havebeen! What a terrible fish! What a horrible fish!Yes, it was, but you should have seen the one that got Away.
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