One day a beautiful woman lands on the same island from a shipwreck. They meet and begin to talk. When she discovers that he has been alone there for thirty years she asks, how did you survive? He says, well the weather is always nice and I was able to build a little shelter to live in. She again says, no, I mean how did you survive being alone? He tells her that there is lots of fruit and plants to eat and catches fish and clams as well. She then says, no, I mean how did you survive without sex? Sex, he says, what is sex? She is incredulous, you really don't know what sex is, I'll show you. So they bump uglys and then are lying on the sand after they are done. Well, she says, how did you like sex. It was ok I guess, he says, but look what you did to my clam digger.
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