...a Mexican, a British man, and a Blonde. Everyday they ate their lunch breaks together, and everyday they each had the same lunch as the day before. The Mexican always had two tacos, the British man always had a fish sandwich, and the blonde man always had a PB&J. One day, they all were having a bad day and the Mexican snapped saying "If I get tacos again for lunch, I'm going to kill myself!" The British man said, "If I get another fish sandwich for lunch, I'm going to kill myself too!" The blonde then said the same thing about getting a PB&J. The next day, all three construction workers were found dead at the construction site. After a few days there was a viewing for the three as they were good friends. The Mexicans wife stepped up and said, "If only I had known he didn't want tacos, I would have made him burritos." The British man's wife stepped up and said, "If I would have know he didn't want a fish sandwich, I would have made him a chicken sandwich." Then everyone turned to the blonde's wife, who happened to also be blonde and thought to themselves "Oh God..." The blonde's wife stepped up and said, "Don't look at me, he packed his own lunch!"
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