...When the officer approaches his car, the man notices that the officer is a beautiful woman.
The officer tells the man, "Based on how fast you were going, I'm going to need you to step out of the car and place your hands behind your back."
The man does as he was told. The officer reads him his rights and finishes with, "Anything you say will be held against you."
Almost instantly, the man yells out "TITS!"
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