[Rhyme version] A woman's husband dies and gets cremated...

Walking home on a nice day with a jar full of my man

Enjoying rays to increase my tan

I sit upon my deck

And I take a sec

And I reflect on my scummy hubby

He was mean and chubby

I said to the jar where my man’s ashes lay

“I got a big insurance check today.”

I think I’ll buy that jacket you promised me

That car you said you get, it’ll be mine to, you’ll see

So to keep my word in return

I’ll give you that blow job you earned

Here it comes….

Whooooooo to the wind hunny buns!