... So he goes to the golf course to blow off some steam and meets a fellow golfer. After a couple rounds he starts to vent to him about his situation.
When the man finishes his story, the new found friend reveals that he is a hit man and charges $1000 bucks per kill. The man contemplates this and decides to play a couple more holes before making his decision.
As they approach the 18th hole (close to where the husband and wife live), the man sees his wifes lover's car in the driveway and he instantly decides to have them killed. He tells the hit man he will write him a check for $2000 on the spot, but he has to shoot his wife in head and the man in the dick.
The hit man goes and grabs his rifle and aims it through the bedroom window, after a few seconds he turns to the husband and says "Todays your lucky day... I'm only going to charge you $1000"
The husband replies, "Oh man, thanks but I make plenty of money, I'll gladly pay you the full $2000"
The hit man replies, "Don't worry about it buddy, Looks like this is only going to take one shot"
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