Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

I drove a girl...

A girl from work was stressed out that her ride couldn't pick her up, so she...

What do you get...

A car thief who can't drive

A long joke about...

A travelling salesman is driving along a dusty backroad to his next sale,...

The Nose Picking...

* THE KIDDIE PICK: When your by yourself and uninhibently twist your...

A Lecture

After a party, one man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...

Sister-in-law

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we...

You know what I...

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. --Henny Youngman...

Pissed Off

We have all had bad dates, but this takes the cake. This just tells you how...

Death Wishes

Three friends die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the Gates of...

DATE WITH A BLONDE

A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car....