They knew they were meant to be and wanted to spend the rest of their lives learning about each other. After a Las Vegas wedding, they decide to stay a few nights at a nearby hotel.
While laying by the pool one hot afternoon, the man decides to jump off the 10m high dive, performing a perfect double front flip with no splash entering the water. The wife was amazed and asked 'where did you learn to do that?!' He responded 'I was an Olympic diver, and even received a medal.'
The wife then jumps into the pool and swims a couple laps, swimming so fast that the water was still white when she reached the other side. After a few laps she gets out and the husband asked 'how did you swim that fast? You looked like a motorboat!' She then replied, 'I used to be a hooker in Alabama and worked both sides of the Alabama river.'
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