yo mama is so fat she uses the ocean as her swimming pool
yo mama so poor when i walked in her house and stepped on a roach she yelled wheres my food
yo mama so big she uses a light pole as her toothpick
yo mama so fat she sees us as ants
yo mama so black when she steps outside it already night time
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