The funeral director notices that the husband died at work and came to him in a nicely pressed, gray suit. "Well," he said to the wife, "why don't we just keep him dressed like this, since he looks so nice?"
"No way," she replied, "He looked better in blue. I've been trying for years to get him to wear a blue suit, so now I can finally have my wish. I don't care what it costs, just find a blue suit for him and put it on the bill."
So, the service comes and goes and the banker looked great in a crisp, blue suit. As the widow is looking over the funeral bill, she notices that the cost of the suit isn't listed anywhere. "Excuse me, but you didn't include the cost of the suit," she tells him.
"Oh, don't worry about it," he replied.
"No, sir, I'm an honest woman and I pay my debts. How much do I owe you?"
"The truth is," he replied, "the same day your husband was brought in, a broker came in wearing a blue suit-"
"*You switched their suits??*" The widow interrupted, disgusted.
"No, no, of course not...we just switched their heads."
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