A man walks into a bar and says "I will bet you fifty dollars that I can make my dog talk and answer questions." "OK," says the bartender. "You're on."
The man says "What's on top of a house?" and the dog answers "Rrrruff! Ruff!"
The man says "Describe the texture of sandpaper" and the dog says "Rrrruff! Ruff!"
Then the man says, "Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?" and the dog answers "Rrrruff! Ruff!"
The bartender finally says "alright, I've heard just about enough of this. Why don't you both get the hell out of my bar?" and they're escorted out.
The dog looks up at his owner and says, "Damn. I guess I should have said DiMaggio."
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