A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the night's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish. The chicken sounds good; I'll have that, the woman says. The waiter nods. And the vegetable? he asks. Oh, he'll have the fish, she replies.
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