A young man goes to a hunting lodge with dreams of becoming one of the greatest hunters.
He asks around about who can give the best advice on hunting, and is directed to a 103 year old man with 90 years of experience. He gathers his courage and finally approaches the old man sitting in a wheel chair by the fire.
"Sir, could you please tell me stories of your hunts, like when were you the most scared? "
The old man leans forward in his chair and begins, "when i was about 30 I was hunting game in Africa. All day I was out in the sun without seeing anything. The heat finally got to me and I decided to nap under a tree. I had just got comfortable when suddenly a lion jumped out....RRAAWR, well I just shit my pants."
The young man nods his head. "If that happened to me I would be terrified too."
The old man shakes his head. "No, you don't understand. When I said Rraawr I shit my pants. "
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