These questions were part of a GED examination. The answers are genuine, from 18 year olds taking the exam. Spelling has been corrected in some instances for legibility.These are the people who will inherit America!
Q. Name the four seasons.
A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q. How is dew formed?
A.. The sun shines down on leaves and makes them perspire.
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A.. If you are buying a house, they will insist that you are well endowed.
Q In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A.. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q. What are steroids?
A.. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q. What happens to your body as you age?
A..When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A.. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?
A.. Premature death.
Q. What is artificial insemination?
A.. When a farmer does it to a bull instead of a cow.
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A.. Keep it in the cow.
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body catagorized (eg the abdomen)?
A.. The body is consisted into three parts- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O,U.
Q. What is a fibula?
A.. A small lie.
Q. What does “varicose” mean?
A.. Nearby.
Q. What is the most common form of birth con trol?
A..Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q. Give the meaning of the term, “Caesarean section”?
A.. The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
Q. What is a seizure?
A.. A roman emperor.
Q. What is a terminal illness?
A.. When you are sick at the airport.
Q. What does the word “benign” mean?
A.. Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
And possibly the best for last:
Q. What is a turbine?
A..Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head. Once an Arab boy reaches puberty he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head.
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