A manga artist told a man that his 2D female anime characters were alive and he could have sex with them for as long as he wanted ...

The man was overjoyed, and asked where the characters were.

"In my drawing room." the artist responded.

The man rushed into the room, closing the door behind him.

A few minutes later, the door opened. Out came the man with a pained expression on his face, holding his crotch with both hands.

"What happened?! Didn't you enjoy it?" the artist asked.

"Yes," groaned the man, "but I could've done without the paper-cuts."

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