The man was overjoyed, and asked where the characters were.
"In my drawing room." the artist responded.
The man rushed into the room, closing the door behind him.
A few minutes later, the door opened. Out came the man with a pained expression on his face, holding his crotch with both hands.
"What happened?! Didn't you enjoy it?" the artist asked.
"Yes," groaned the man, "but I could've done without the paper-cuts."
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