The little kid says "Hey dad watch this!" and does it again. This time he actually inhales the nickel and starts choking.
The dad realizes what is happening and slaps the kid on the back trying to dislodge the nickel. Nothing. The gives the kid the Heimlich maneuver, still nothing.
In his desperation the father calls out, "Help! My son is choking on a nickel. Someone help!"
Up walks an attractive woman dressed in a business suit, brief case in hand. She reaches out and grabs the kid by the balls and gives a hard squeeze, with a cough and a spurt, out pops the nickel. Without missing a beat, she catches the nickel in mid air and pops it in her pocket.
Amazed the dad asks, "Are you a doctor? I've never seen anyone do that for a choking victim."
"No, sir." Says the attractive woman. "Im a divorce lawyer."
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