A French couple can't procreate

They consulted many urologists, gynecologists, sex therapists, alternative medicine gurus and so on all across France. And still after a few years of trying they won't have kids and they get pretty desperate. They decide then to visit a very renowned doctor expert in fertility treatments in NYC. It's going to cost them a lot between the trip and their medical insurance not applying in the US. But what the hell they want to be parents dammit!

The day comes for their visit with the expert who asks them many questions which is quite difficult because their English isn't great. After half an hour of questions and taking notes the American doctor asks them to make love in his presence. Both woman and man are embarrassed, intimidated, and they hesitate. But it's their last hope and they finally agree to perform. The expert watches them go for about a minute until he tells them to stop and put their clothes back on. He then scribbles a prescription and send the couple on their way.

Wife and husband are a bit surprised it went so fast but really glad the doctor could figure out a drug to prescribe so quickly.

"What's the name of the medicine?" she asks

"It's some crazy long name. Not sure I can say it out loud. Trytheotherhole?"

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