...and is walking all alone across cold and misty farmland in the early morning.
A farmer -hard at work already- suddenly notices the little duckling and sympathizes with its plight.
He looks around and sees a fresh steaming cow pie. He doesn't hesitate a moment and picks up the little duckling and puts it right in the middle of the warm, insulating cow pie.
The duckling, happy and grateful, starts quacking excitedly.
Suddenly, among the bushes not far away, a fox looks up as it hears the quacking and sprints towards the source of the sound. With one swift bite it kills and swallows the duckling.
The moral of the story?
It's not always a negative thing when someone puts you in the shit.
It's not always a positive thing when someone takes you out of the shit.
But once you're in the shit, you should just shut the f*** up
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