A little boy walks into a brothel carrying a dead frog

He walks up to the pimp and asks to fuck the filthiest disease ridden whore there. The pimp ask why. The little boy says that when he gets home he'll fuck his babysitter who later that night will fuck his dad.

The pimp shocked says nothing. The boy continues by saying that later that week his dad will fuck his mom and the next day his mom will fuck the mailman.

The pimp shocked and horrified cries out.
“Why would you give them all diseases!"
The kid replies
“That peace of shit mailman ran over my fucking frog!"

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