His dad gets up and goes for a piss. While he's gone, one of the elephants rises up and rests his feet on a giant red ball. The little boy sees the elephant's genitals flop down and is shocked.
"Mommy! What's that thing under the elephant, that long hanging thing?"
Embarrassed, the mother says, "Oh, that's nothing. Don't worry about that."
Dad comes back and the mom leaves to go to the bathroom. The elephant rises up on the ball again and his member flops down for all to see.
"Dad, what's that big long thing under the elephant's tummy?" the boy asks, pointing.
The dad decides to be straight with him. "That's the elephant's penis, my boy."
"Really? When I asked mom about it, she said it was 'nothing'."
The dad grins. "Son, I've spoiled that woman."
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