1. Dig a large pit that an elephant can fit into without being able to escape.
2. Make a fire in the pit and let it burn for a day then go out.
3. Place peas around the edge of the pit.
4. When the elephant comes to a take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.
I know this isn't a "joke" exactly, but it's kind of cute. I'm having a bad day, so just fucking laugh, dammit.
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