When God opens up the heavens and sends the little boy a pair of wings.
The boy takes a look at his wings flies around a bit. He then lands, and after a moment he becomes sad.
God looks down and asks "What is it my child?"
The boy replies with the question, "God, am I an angel?"
God then chuckles and responds, "No little niglet, you are a bat."
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