Charlie meets up with Tom for lunch and Charlie looks down in the dumps.
Tom asks "Whats up buddy? Why so down?'
Charlie replies "I'm hungover and i had a really bad night."
Tom asks 'What happened?"
Charlie replies " I decided Id go out and have some drinks. I had way too many and to top it off i had some pretty strong shots with a girl I was talking to." " I wound up getting her back to my place but she fell asleep shortly after we got there. About ten minutes later I started blowing chunks."
Tom says " Well? other than the hangover and having thrown up thats not too bad."
Charlie looks down and starts sobbing. "Chunks is my dog."
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