And everyday the parrot in the showcase yell: "A wild beach is passing by!".
That went on for weeks - every single day she walked by the pet shop, the parrot yelled the same thing at her.
One day she got tired and decided to talk to the shop owner. She entered the shop and told him what have been happening in the last weeks.
The pet shop owner said he would solve the problem.
Days go by, the lady passed everyday in the front of the pet shop for a week and heard nothing.
After a week, she grew curious and decided to visit the pet shop to see what the owner had done with the parrot.
She enters the shop, see a black bird where the parrot once was, and asked the owner what he did with the parrot.
He replies "You see that black bird there? It is the parrot, I just painted it black and it stopped."
Intrigued, the lady asked "But how did that help?"
The parrot quickly answered "I do no talk to bitches when I'm wearing my tuxedo."
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