Moses tees up at a par 3 with a large lake in front of the green. He gives it a solid thwack. Plooop, a little short into the water. He walks up to the water's edge and dramatically shoves the end of the club into the water. The waters part, and he walks through the lake and chips his ball in for a birdie.
Jesus tees up. Plooop. Into the water it goes. Jesus walks to the ball, and chips it in for a birdie.
The old man steps up. His ball falls short as well. Right before it hits the surface, a fish leaps out of the water catching the ball. A bird swoops down and grabs the fish. The ball falls out out of the fish's mouth and slowly rolls into the hole.
The old man grins at the two of them. Jesus rolls his eyes.
"Quit showing off, Dad."
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