The Labrador looks over to the other two and asks
"What're you boys in for?"
The Rottie says "Ahh man, well for years the Mailman's been taunting me, and just the other day I found the back gate open as he arrived. I knew this would be my fate, but I couldn't help myself and I bit him in the leg. And I'm being put down today."
"Real sorry to hear that." Replies the Labrador. "Similar story myself but it happened to be my owners little boy. Kept pulling my hair, kicking my legs out from under me, the works. I was pissed off and bit his little hand. Same fate for me today."
"How bout you?" They both ask the German Shepard.
"My owner was in the naked in the bedroom, down on all fours looking for something under the bathroom sink. I couldn't help myself, mounted her right there and had my way with her."
"You're being put down for that!?" They both exclaim.
"No, no! I'm just here to get my nails clipped."
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