He looks at it and knows that he can't just leave it there for the day. So he calls the cops and says "There's a gorilla in my tree! Get rid of it!" The officer on the line says "Oh, that's an Animal Control problem." So the guy calls up Animal Control. "Hey, I got a gorilla in my tree! You gotta come take care of it!" And Animal Control replies "Sorry, we don't do gorillas." So now, at a total loss for ideas, the guy checks out the phonebook for anything that can help him. On the last page, in a miniscule font he sees an advertisement for a Handy Man in the area. "Will Do Any Job" it said. So the guy calls him up. "Hey! I got a gorilla in my tree! Come get it the hell out!" And the Handy Man replies "Sure. I'll be right there."
20 minutes later, the Handy Man shows up with boxing gloves, a Rottweiler, and a shot gun. The guy asks him "Okay, so what's the plan?" The Handy Man hands him the shotgun and says "I'm gonna go climb up that tree and wrestle the gorilla out of it with these boxing gloves. When I throw him out of the tree, the dog here is going to bit him in the nuts." Then the guy asks "Wait, but what is the gun for?" The Handy Man says back "The gun? Oh. Now, if the gorilla wrestles ME out of the tree, shoot the dog."
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