A Koala is sitting in a bar enjoying his drink when a beautiful woman approaches him. She starts flirting and they chat for a few minutes before the woman looks at the Koala and says
"hey, you wanna get outta here?"
"Sure!" the Koala replied as he jumped off the stool and took her hand and led her out of the bar.
The moment they get into her apartment he immediately pulls her skirt down and starts going down on her. After about 15 minutes the Koala gets up and starts walking around.
"what are you doing?" the woman asked.
"Oh, I'm getting my stuff and going back to the bar" the Koala replied.
"You have to pay me first!" the woman shouted.
"What!? Why?" the Koala asked.
"Because I'm a prostitute!" the woman said angrily.
"What's a prostitute?" he asked
The woman grabbed a dictionary from the bedside table and threw it at him. He opened it up and found the word:
Prostitute: A person who offers sexual activity in exchange for payment.
The Koala snapped the dictionary shut and angrily shouted
"Well yeah bitch, I'm a Koala!"
"What the fuck is a Koala?!" she barked
The Koala threw the dictionary back at her and she opened it up to the K section.
Koala: Eats bushes and leaves
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