Three friends are in an a car accident, John, Jay and Chris. John & Jay die and travel through the magnificent tunnel of light into The Kingdom, of Heaven. St. Peter meets them at the pearly gates, and welcomes them in. Once inside they stop by the administration building for inprocessing. Inside they see walls filled with clocks. They asked St. Peter.... "What are all of these clocks for?". St. Peter explains.... they are masturbation clocks, and everyone has one. Each time you masturbate a the hand moves a little. Curious the men ask to see their own clocks. John noticed his had moved a little, but nothing to be ashamed of. Jay sees his, and while obviously more hands on than his buddy's, he wasn't ashamed. Now curiosity really got the best of them, and they asked if they could see their pal Chris's. St. Peter responded sheepishly, "Oh, his is in the office we are using it for a fan."
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