She passes the first sample out, the students eat it, and asks, "Does anyone know what that was?"
She chooses a student and he says that it's steak.
"Good!" She passes out the second sample and asks if they know what it was.
A student yells, "It's chicken!" "Good, very good."
She passes out the final sample, they eat it, and she asks them once more what it is.
However, the class is silent. She says, "I'll give you a hint. It's what your mother calls your father when he comes home from work."
A student in the back suddenly yells, "Spit it out! It's an asshole!"
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