And his Dad asks how his day went. "I got laid today" he says. The Dad is thrilled and gives him a high 5, later at the bar he's bragging "my son got laid today!". Everyone at the bar gives him their congratulations.
The next day after school the Dad asks his son of he got laid again and the son replies "No, my ass still hurts from yesterday."
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